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[diastereomer]

Bugger.

[ A pause because, oh, yes, that would be the button that turns the blasted thing on. Well... we can only hope that there is a delay between Yusuf's annoyed mouthing off at the little piece of technology and it actually turning on. He's holding it much too close to his mouth and, as such, his voice is unaccountably loud for the calm way he asks, ]

If anyone can hear me, would you be so kind as to let me know?

[ The sound of the device being turned over and over in his hands. Hopefully he won't accidentally click it off... ]

Honestly... this is hardly intuitive...



[ ooc: new, fresh meat, etc. not cursed, just confused! ]

Comments

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

No, it's more like weird stuff that happens to people. Like everyone thinks they're cats. Or boys get turned into girls and vice versa. Sometimes it's a really huge one like we all think we live in the Versailles court. Stuff like that.

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

[ This makes... a modicum of sense. Assuming he's talking to a projection (an unusually helpful projection, mind, as Yusuf is all too keen to notice the distinct lack of that I-want-to-rip-your-limbs-off-to-get-you-out-of-my-head glint in her eyes), the mind works in mysterious ways. Plenty of people have gender identity issues and dreams of cats.

Plenty of people.




Anyway. ]

Sounds... healthy. Well, I think I should have a cuppa with these deities and kindly request the boot. I've got cats back home and a den to run; no time for court intrigue.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that. Last time I heard their offices were guarded by laser tentacle monsters.

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

[ Questioning silence....... ]

How is one both a tentacle and a laser simultan-

[ No. Yusuf. Mustn't draw attention to yourself in the dream. ]

Complex. I wonder why there is so much security surrounding these deites? After all, they are deites, should they not be all powerful? I can hardly see myself posing a threat.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I pretty much wonder the same thing. Mainly I think they just like being intimidating.