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Bugger.

[ A pause because, oh, yes, that would be the button that turns the blasted thing on. Well... we can only hope that there is a delay between Yusuf's annoyed mouthing off at the little piece of technology and it actually turning on. He's holding it much too close to his mouth and, as such, his voice is unaccountably loud for the calm way he asks, ]

If anyone can hear me, would you be so kind as to let me know?

[ The sound of the device being turned over and over in his hands. Hopefully he won't accidentally click it off... ]

Honestly... this is hardly intuitive...

[ ooc: new, fresh meat, etc. not cursed, just confused! ]

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'cause the other weekends are so much better?

[ No he gets why but he's butting in re the voice confusion anyway, voice wry and a little amused. ]

Nothing like being confused by the rampant curses more than on a normal weekend, right?

Fair enough.

[ Pause. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THEY AUDIBLY MATCH GOSH...../rubs chin...]

You should introduce yourself. He thinks you're me.

[ That is the over-simplified version but never mind that... ]

Wha-- Oh.

Didn't realize he's someone you know.

Yeah, I'll... Do that.

Colleague.

[ More or less. ]

Thanks.

[ Looking.... at..... the device....

Bloody brilliant. There are two Arthur's arguing semantics of an unsatisfactory weekend in Yusuf's dream.

This is the part where Yusuf vows to spend next weekend doing something that will ensure him LESS STRANGE DREAMS. ]

Yusuf?

[ NOT MUCH OF A LONGSHOT/GUESS, considering the confusion abounding.... ]

The one and only. [ ba. dam. pish. ]

Why are there two of you.

[ Not so much a question as a... plea for there not to be two Arthurs? One is enough to drain a hemisphere of its coffee beans-- two might be classified as a pandemic. ]

Actually, that's Jim.

Edited 2011-09-14 01:22 (UTC)

Is that what you are calling your Arthur impersonation voice?

Actually, I call that Bentley.

But I'm serious - Arthur doesn't sound so young, Yusuf. Think about it.

You don't have an impersonation for me.

[ Read: You BETTER not. ]

It's like you don't know me at all.

[ Have Eames' Northeastern US accent, all the same. ]

[ Nodding, amused when he says, ] Appropriate.

[ Yusuf takes a moment to reply to Jim. ] They sound eerily similar, but I suppose I see what you are saying.

[ You're gonna have to do a little better than might. Which is only to say that it would be a pandemic. And everyone would be too grumpy to record it. ]

Well, actually, there aren't. I'm me. The other one's Jim.

[ Not the tea drinkers. ]

And now there is an Eames. Did I hit the party button on this thing or are you all just unrepentant night owls?

[ Arthur has a hard time acknowledging such people. ]

Unrepentant night owls sounds about right.

[ The words "man" and "up" could be used here, but Yusuf has seen Arthur without coffee and it isn't very charming. ]

Oh- actually, I think that is- yes, Eames is here.

[ The sounds of Eames and Yusuf talking can be heard through the feed before the device is handed over and switched off. ]

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voice; THIS CAN ONLY END IN TEARS

voice; NO THIS CAN ONLY END BEAUTIFULLY

voice; THE BEAUTIFUL CRY?????

voice; THE /MOST/ BEAUTIFUL CRY.

voice; Oh Voice Twin (heart_beat)

voice; DOUBLE JACKING

voice; JACKING ALL OVER as this sounds forever wrong weeeeep

voice; Eames is recording it for his own spank material dnw

voie; well jesus don't bring ALL of his plans out into the open

voice; nope yusuf doesn't need to be living in the playboy penthouse (Arthur edition)

voice; LAUGHING playboy pointy!

voice; oh my god MUTINY STFU YOU TWO LMFAFU9IJOWKLEFSD SCREAM

voice; but :(

voice; yusuf can never go to the apt without mass texting I AM COMING BACK NOW...

voice; ....ieojdksAHIFKNLASDIOEWFJKLDIEOFJDKLSEOFIJDKLS

voice; you think you're embarrassed? think of yusuf. think of pancake.

voice; pancake is a soul made of iron. yusuf, you're going to have to man up.

voice; :( /throws all you guys' lube out the window