v o i c e ] [ 003

[diastereomer]

The current influx of, ah, individuals- while not necessarily unusual, is still considered a deviation from status quo, yes? 

[ Muttering about time and the coinciding of the start of the month with this sudden influx-- there is a pause as he considers whether he really wants to make this a public announcement or if he wants to wander The City by himself.

Why not make use of the hundreds of eyes at his disposal? ]

I assume that everyone has their hands full, so I will make this brief. If anyone happens to spy a chubby grey tabby with yellow eyes, or an all white cat with green eyes, would you please contact me?

Much appreciated.



[ ooc: anything goes! Yusuf is cool to just talk about cats tbh ]

Comments

[baaalackhearted.livejournal.com]

...Baa aa aa...

[Sad goat. Don't shame a sad goat. (Shame the sad goat).]

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

Shoo now, the zoo is...

[ Oh. Yusuf might not have been paying attention when Eames mentioned which direction the Zoo was in. Really, when was he going to need to know such a thing?

Obviously, Yusuf is ill-prepared for The City. And this goat... ]

That way.

[ Points. ]

[baaalackhearted.livejournal.com]

NO ONE TELLS THE LAMIA WHERE TO GO. YOU BAA-AA-AA-STARD.

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

What th-

[ Yusuf, having a rather adequate sense of self-preservation, takes a step back from the screaming goat.

Around his hand, he adds, ] Sorry?

[baaalackhearted.livejournal.com]

DID YOU THINK YOU COULD TRICK ME-EE-E.

[Run, Yusuf.]

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

Would you be opposed to arguing semantics?

[ SEE? THIS IS WHY NO ONE TAKES YOU HOME, DEMON GOAT.

Also, he'll take you up on that running idea; hitting any button on his device that will allow him to call someone- ANYONE- for help. ]

[baaalackhearted.livejournal.com]

CO-OO-ON ARTIST!! SHA-AA-AA-AM!! WE WILL FEAST UPON YOU IN HE-EE-EE-LL!!

[This goat is probably no match for extractors with rifles and grenade launchers. BUT NEXT TIME, GADGET, NEXT TIME.]

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

How about you go feast upon some cardboard in an alley!

[ Running into the first open doorway he comes to, Yusuf slams the door on the crazy talking goat. ]