diastereomer: (dreamers of the waking world)
Yusuf ([personal profile] diastereomer) wrote2011-10-15 02:20 pm

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Wh-

[ Rustling can be heard over the network, like someone rolling around in their sheets despite it being nearly two in the afternoon. After a moment, the sound of an object (Yusuf's alarm clock, as it were) can be heard being picked up and put back down. His curtain is wide open, and yet the sun that usually wakes him up is not out, The City is as darker than Mombasa on a moonless night- at lest they had the stars... ]

The clock must be off- or-

[ A glance at the clock again, where the date reads on the digital face Sat Oct 15. ]

Oh, yes. The weekend, yet again.

I suppose there could be worse occurrences than a curse that tempts one to sleep the day away...

[ Noticing that little light on his device is on- he knows he didn't touch the thing- he picks it up and contemplates apologizing for any naps that he may have interrupted. ]

If this device were a woman, I might actually be flattered.

[identity profile] diastereomer.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Well, every time I turn around it is unintentionally turned on. If it were a woman, I would be flattered to say the least.

[ A pause and then, because this conversation is crude enough as it is, ]

Exhausted to say the most.
orangetoughguy: (the storyteller)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-10-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He's already snorting and chortling like a twelve year old.]

It also gets to know where you are at any given time and nag you if you don't answer.

[identity profile] diastereomer.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Better than wandering off and needing me to keep an eye on it every waking moment.

I would never have to worry about covering my social bases ever again.
orangetoughguy: (i'm walkin here)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-10-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't nice talkin' about your roommates like that.