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[diastereomer]

The current influx of, ah, individuals- while not necessarily unusual, is still considered a deviation from status quo, yes? 

[ Muttering about time and the coinciding of the start of the month with this sudden influx-- there is a pause as he considers whether he really wants to make this a public announcement or if he wants to wander The City by himself.

Why not make use of the hundreds of eyes at his disposal? ]

I assume that everyone has their hands full, so I will make this brief. If anyone happens to spy a chubby grey tabby with yellow eyes, or an all white cat with green eyes, would you please contact me?

Much appreciated.



[ ooc: anything goes! Yusuf is cool to just talk about cats tbh ]

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[deplacer.livejournal.com]

[ That? Is a motherfucking cat.

...sort of. ]

Mrrrrrrrrowr.

[awfullymodern.livejournal.com]

I'm missing my dogs.

[signatures]

You really think they'll show?

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[yokoonomuch.livejournal.com]

Have you tried making posters? We could make posters and put them up at strategic locations around [ a short pause ] wherever this is, in case anyone's seen them.

[next-top-zombie.livejournal.com]

Right, so, are you the coffee boy? Can I get a super skinny latte? Make it a small - we're pigging out today. It's only five of us sharing.

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[investigates.livejournal.com]

Have you tried saying the magic words, 'here, kitty kitty' into deep dark crevices, because I hear that's the sure-fire method for finding stray pets.

[baaalackhearted.livejournal.com]

Baa aa aa aa.

[icanshasdweems.livejournal.com]

Mrrkgnao.

[prideofherown.livejournal.com]

[There is some strange cat sense at work here. She knows instinctively that this man will feed her (if she were, in fact, in cat form. Well. Maybe not. She's a lion.) Anyway]

Did you find her?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

No, it's pretty unusual, and very deviated. We're a curse.

Oh no, you've lost your cats? Try taking a shirt that you wear a lot- or, like, even an undershirt would be better- and put it in a trap with something like sardines- Oh, unless they're males, they probably should avoid fish, but they're better as far as strong scent- in a bowl, and keep it out only in the morning or at least when it's light out, it should attract them, although it'll be harder with two of them, and I'd suggest picking them up, but even if they're completely social and lap-cats once they roam outside they're liable to become a little hostile.